Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
You're just big and good.
