Ur jokes

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

🤣🤣🤣

Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

What do a banana and shampoo have in common?

Ur mom.

Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?

Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.

Tell it to your parents and friends!

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

Shut your transparent hairline up.

You're so emo, the sun turned black.

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."

At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."

Your hairline is built like a license plate.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!