Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Ur Jokes
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
