Ur jokes
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?