Ur jokes

Parent

Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?

Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.

Tell it to your parents and friends!

Funeral

Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."

At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."

Memes

Mom

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Wolf

What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?

If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.

Ball

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.

Mama

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.