when god said let there be light he saw ur mum and said let there be dark
Ur just are big and good
Ur mom is so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl
What animal...howls at the moon...and...eats...cement...if you guessed wolf ur right(I threw in the cement to make it hard
ur mom uses the equator as a belt
Ur dad omg im sooooo sry!!!!!
You can't YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
ur mum is stupid just like u
the average Irish person consume 131.1 litres of beer almost as much as ur mum at night
i have a friend who dont have a dad he says: ur useless go to hell me: wait why do u want me to join ur dad
hey firesharky... how did u know if i was ur brother when im not u didn't even say my name and plus im lying about my name.
GWEN!!!!!! I NEED UR HELP!!!!!!!!!!
hey whats ur age Jordan prob 5 years
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Woman: will you luv me after marriage as well?
Man:That will depend on ur husband. If he will, so of course i would!!!
Tj if u don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince relationship then I will screem!!!!!!!!!! It some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be ur friend do not understand!
Gwen just take Tj as ur boy friend gah just do it so he won't kill him self! prince will be fine without u!
Prince I promise u that "qwen" girl ur chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for u not her she a stranger!
Ah you wanna read cheeseburger joke for ur friends to hear. Nah bro you just going to get cheese on ur burger
Joke 1# ' Knock Knock ' Whos there? ' Pastur ' Pastur who? ' Past ur bedtime '.
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
