Ur jokes
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Memes
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
You're just big and good.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?