Ur jokes

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

Your mum is stupid, just like you.

Your mom uses the equator as a belt.

You can't YEE your last HAW!

But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?

If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Ur dad

Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!

You're just big and good.

When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

You're so emo, the sun turned black.

Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."

At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."

Shut your transparent hairline up.

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline is built like a license plate.

What do a banana and shampoo have in common?

Ur mom.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.

Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!