Ur jokes

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?

Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.

Tell it to your parents and friends!

What do a banana and shampoo have in common?

Ur mom.

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."

At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."

Your hairline is built like a license plate.

Your mum is stupid, just like you.

You can't YEE your last HAW!

But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

Ur dad

Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!

Your mom uses the equator as a belt.

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?

If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

You're so emo, the sun turned black.

Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.

Are you a marry, because you are my mother?

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!

Shut your transparent hairline up.