Ur jokes
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Shut your transparent hairline up.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.