Ur jokes
Ur dick.
π The Broken Family π . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Youβre so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Me: Pretend your name is βpuberty.β
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Memes
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Whatβs the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
Ur mom is emo.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. ππππππππ€¨ππ¦πΆπ»πππππππππππππ³π³π³πππππππ€¨
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"