Ur jokes
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
π The Broken Family π . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Me: Pretend your name is βpuberty.β
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Youβre so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Memes
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Whatβs the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dadβoh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Knock knock. Whoβs there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
Ur mom is emo.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. ππππππππ€¨ππ¦πΆπ»πππππππππππππ³π³π³πππππππ€¨
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.