Ur jokes
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
Oof, you're gay!
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!