ur hairline dates so far back like when your dad left
What’s the difference against mountain and ur girl
Atleast the moutain has 2 hill
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
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I was in the bedroom slapping ur girl, harder than will at the oscars
me: pretend ur name is “puberty”
friend: ok?
me: IMMA HIT PUBERTY!
*hits my friend*
me: the last time I used DUOLINGO was WHEN THE DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT.
duolingo: lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
My uncle sayEd to me once ur my favorite child and I said u mean Nece he said no my favorite child
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ur mom is emo
Moto Moto stop giving the baby ur d
emo girls be like how much am i worth idk scan the code on ur wrist
All of a guys son's came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar. The bartender asks "Do u have anyone in ur family who likes women?" The man said "My wife does!"
ur mother
