Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: .....it...
Friend: No
Me: *smiles* GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!!
Friend: Why are you like this?
Ur Jokes
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My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
Ur mom gay.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
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Ur mum homo.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
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When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
I fucked your girl.
When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
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Ur dick.
John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.
Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.
