Ur jokes
"Ur Mater."
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
You're tiny!
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
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Your love life.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
You're gay, lol.
Ur mum.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?