Ur jokes
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Ur dick.
John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.
Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
This is really mean...
A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."
Ur mom gay, lol.
Ur mom.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
Oof, you're gay!
Your mom gay.
Ur mom gei.
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
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I have no friends :'(
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
Your mom gay.
Ur mum gay, lul.