Ur mom gay, lol.
Ur mom.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
Oof, you're gay!
Your mom gay.
Ur mom gei.
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
Your mom gay.
Ur mum gay, lul.
Your mom gay.
You're a bish, and you are too!
Your life.
