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Want to know why some astronomers are gay?

It’s because they want to be in Uranus.

This is really mean...

A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."

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    • You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.

    Who's the bus driver?

    You will never nose [know].

    Ur dad lesbian.

    Ur sister a mister.

    Ur family tree LGBT.

    Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.

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    • My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"

    I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"

    She said, "Why?"

    I said, "'Cause it's your twin."

    Dad: 🦆

    Kid: ?

    Dad: 🦆🦆

    Kid: Huh?

    Dad: Ur too late...

    Kid: WHAT!

    Dad: .... GOOSE!