Ur Jokes

Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.

Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?

I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.

Orphan: But I don't have a mom!

A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"

I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."

Bootylicious lol

Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.

Guy: I don't, I see your mom.

"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.

I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?

654-721-8940

(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)