Ur jokes

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.

I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.

His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.

Balls in your jaws.

Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?

I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.

Like this joke. Ur mom.

My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.

Orphan: But I don't have a mom!

Please write your comment.

But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.

A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"

I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."

Bootylicious lol

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.

Guy: I don't, I see your mom.

"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.

I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.

Ur adopted.

"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.