All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
