Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college? Bring them young
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all
Did You Know? : The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Yo mama so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Ur hairline and forged must be friends because they go way back further than the universe
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the UW. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 800 students in the class! The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. 1/2 hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
โYouโre not going to have time to finish this,โ the professor said, as he handed the student a booklet. โYes I will,โ replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing.
After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing.
1/2 hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
โNo you donโt, Iโm not going to accept that. Itโs late.โ The student looked incredulous and angry. โDo you know who I am?โ
โNo, as a matter of fact I donโt,โ replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice. โDo you know who I am?โ the student asked again. โNo, and I donโt care,โ replied the professor with an air of superiority. โGood,โ replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and ran out of the room.
Your mama is so fat. The Marvel Universe disappeared.
You hairlines so non existent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-" me: power button
Ur hairline is so big it's bigger than ur the universe.
