Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
What's worse than having an honourary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and haveing a honourary degree from Harvard.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
What collage can Stephen Hawking not attend to? “Stand” Ford university. :3
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
What did Allah say when he created the universe ? -Allahu akbar !!!!
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Stephen Hawkins died crossing the road, he was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
What collage do cows go to?- The Mooniversity
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
Where did Milky Way get it's degree? -- At the university.
Why didn't the bear go to college? -- Because bears don't go to college.
