Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Uncle Jokes
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
A guy is sitting in a bar, feeling sad. "What's the matter?" asks the bartender.
"My paternal uncle died three months ago."
"Wow! No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that. He left me a third of his estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
"My maternal uncle died two months ago."
"Two uncles in two months? No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that either. He left me half of his estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
"My father died last month."
"Your dad too? No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that. He left me his entire estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
With a massive sob, the guy says, "None of my relatives died this month!"
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.
(Later)
"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"
