Uncle jokes

My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.

So all his friends came in one car.

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.

"Let go of my nose!"

My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.

Mom said dad had the best pullout game... now I'm an uncle.

When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.

Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.

Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse. Will you help Jack off a horse?

When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...

Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(

Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?