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What did trump say to Ukraine when putin bombed them?

It was antifa!!!! And China!!!!

What do you call a white kid who kills another? Russia vs Ukraine hahaha

Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts

I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.

What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?

The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!

What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?

A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.

In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.

In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.

If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.

Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.

I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat Vehicles and Tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.