Ukraine jokes
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
Fuck Jewkraine!
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!