You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
My friend is so ugly she got surgery twice but not even that could fix her 0-0
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Yo momma so ugly the Devil started going to church
Yo mama so ugly when Santa seen her he said ho ho hole shit
ur mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
Why do orphans watch nightmare before Christmas
Answer: oogie boogie is ugly so they wanted for be ugly
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage
Yo mama so fat she can’t even fit in the suitcase
Yo mama so fat that’s why people don’t want to marry her except for fat guys
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big
Yo mama so fat that the avengers team had to snap five times and say oh my God
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
You are so Ugly Santa goes ho ho ho holy Sh it
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
