You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
Ugliness Jokes
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
