I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brothers Halloween costume is so ugly. Person 2: what was it? Person 1: He went as himself.
Yo momma so ugly the Devil started going to church
Yo mama so ugly when Santa seen her he said ho ho hole shit
ur mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up. The grandmother says: Hey, jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad! Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks jantje to help her stand up. Jantje anwsers: No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad.
Why do orphans watch nightmare before Christmas
Answer: oogie boogie is ugly so they wanted for be ugly
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
My family is like a apple tree my sister is that ugly one that has to ruin in
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage
Yo mama so fat she can’t even fit in the suitcase
Yo mama so fat that’s why people don’t want to marry her except for fat guys
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big
Yo mama so fat that the avengers team had to snap five times and say oh my God
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
You are so Ugly Santa goes ho ho ho holy Sh it
Ugly kid people keeps saying im ugly.Me there certainly not wrong
Ugly kid I feel ugly. Me you don’t have feel ugly you already ugly
3 friends go to a water park and meet a genie. “You each get one wish.” “When you get to the top of the slide you shall scream your wish as you go down.” The first man went down the slide and screamed “COCA COLA” and the pool was fuelled with CocaCola. The next ugly ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams “C-M&MS” as if he wasn’t just about to say cum-then the pool was full of cu-⟟ mean M&Ms. The last horny ass bitch is so excited he says “WEEE!” Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pull wasn’t full of Dildos./j
what do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked? someone: ugly? me: no, trick question, they are still and orphan.
yo mama so ugly when she go to church they say its a demon!?
