What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.
The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.