You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.
The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.
you so ugly hello kitty said goodby
