Twins jokes
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔