Twins jokes
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out šµ and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... š
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. šļøš
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" šš
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. š