Twins jokes
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
The Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.