Twins jokes
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
The twin towers were like my parents... They never came back.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.