Twins jokes
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.