Twins jokes

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?

McDonald's has a drive-thru.

At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.

Who is the world's fastest reader?

The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.

Why did the Twin Towers get mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.

Why were the Twin Towers angry?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!

Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?

A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.

How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?

There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.

What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.