Twins jokes
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.