Twins jokes
An ugly, arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice."
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.