Twins jokes
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
"I’m coming for you two!"