Twins jokes
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
The twins are falling down.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.