Twins jokes
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!