Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
