"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"
Q: who are the fastest readers? A: twin tower victims they got 80 stories in ten seconds
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds
Whats the twin towers favorite minecraft biome? A plains biome
what is the difference between the twin towers and feminism, the twin towers were destroyed by terrorists while feminism was created by terrorists
There were two two twin brothers Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girl friend while Lucas stayed single. A few weeks later Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe I know we're twins but I'm Marcus and that's Lucas you were kissing." and his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none
What did the lawyer name his twins?
COURTney and CASEy.
Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash
“Twins sitting in class” Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
(Best pick-up line ever) Your body is like 9/11 I wanna crash into your twin towers😏
A guy was in one of the twin towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza but he didn't get it he got plane instead
Why is the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over .
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
The twin towers are like water bottles
it's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess
A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.
"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.
"Denise."
"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"
"Tom Junior."
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kbe Bryant They both can crashing down
yo mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her face then at her butt and said Twins!
