Twin jokes
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."