Twin jokes
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”