Twin jokes

An ugly, arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.

The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"

The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice."

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.

Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?

Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.

Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.

The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.

Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.

What were the twin towers plains?

God's playing Jenga.

What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."

In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden.

Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.

What's the twin towers' favorite football team?

New York Jets.

Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

Because they go down so well.

A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"

"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."

The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"

The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."

"What about the boy?" the woman asked.

The doctor said, "Denephew."