Twin jokes
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.