When you name yourself twin towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
Twin towers is on fire🔥
Terrorist is on a streak of 2
The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.
Twin:Hey twin how’s is it going? twin2: weird twin bye twin:not funny dude
On 9/11 the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas, one came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad
What did the twin towers mom say when she fed them, open wide honey here comes the air plane
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Women are like the twin towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
What does a crippled person's legs and the twin towers have in common, they both went down and never came back up
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Why is the tower of Pisa leaning Because unlike the twin towers it can doge
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan? Me neither. It all came crashing down.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin? Yeah Helen ate her in the womb.
i saw identical twins. i threw a paper plane at them.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them
Why Were The Twin Towers Scared At Dinner?
Because There Mom Said "Here Comes The Airplane!"
