Twin

Twin jokes

School

  • So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

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  • Kobe

  • What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

    The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

    Wow, that was explosive!

    Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

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  • Brother

  • There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.

    A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."

    Pilot

  • Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.

    Passengers: *Clap*

    Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.

    Flight Attendant: And what is that?

    Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*

    Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---

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