What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.
A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
