The second twin tower is like canada. It doesn’t exist.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the twin towers have in common? They both live next to the Rubble.
Why were twin towers mad that there food wasn’t good enough
Because they got plain
What did Osama say after knocking over the twin towers?
He he he haw
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between
What do your BF and the twin towers have in common?
They both never get erect
What did the twin towers say to the plain ?
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
I saw twins, I’m just waiting for those planes
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers? A: No, what happened? Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Bro the twin tower got a hot and ready from jets
Why are the Twin tower actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
teacher: Jeff why did you throw a paper plane a the twins? Jeff: you wouldn't get it miss
Why did the twin towers go to uber eats? Because they wanted something plain.
What is the difference between me and the twin towers. My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.