Twin jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
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The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.
A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?