Twin jokes
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
What did the lawyer name his twins? COURTney and CASEy.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.