Twin jokes
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.
A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.