Twin jokes
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.
A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?