Twin jokes
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.
A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.