I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head, and into the twin towers.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.
A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Why were twin towers mad that there food wasn’t good enough
Because they got plain
What do your BF and the twin towers have in common?
They both never get erect
What did the twin towers say to the plain ?
Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
Bro the twin tower got a hot and ready from jets
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the twin towers it collapsed.
What is the difference between me and the twin towers. My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Why did the twin towers go to uber eats? Because they wanted something plain.
