You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.
And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...
AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
what flavour of pizza did the twin towers order.... Plane
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Why did the plane cross the sky? To hit the twin towers...
What did the twin tower say to the other? I need to catch this plane
The greatest bond you will ever have, is the one with your conjoined twin.
What's were the twin towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni yet plane arrived!!!
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
