Twin jokes
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Memes
Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.
And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...
AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?