The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the twin towers Smash (Get it) 9/11
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the twin towers.
the twin towers remind me of an emote....bing,bang,boom.
Who and the fastest readers in the world??
The people in the twin towers cause they went through over 100 stories in lest then 10 minutes
What do you call all down syndromes....
Twins
What do you call an obese man with bipolar. Twins
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the twin towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back
The twin towers are like your father, their both gone and will never come back.
The twin towers ordered a sesame bagel, they got the plane one instead.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
the twin towers collapsed faster then my grandma did.
are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Me:bro i don't think the twin towers will ever order pizza again friend: why Me: because when they ordered pepperoni all they got was plane
You know I used to call my dogs balls the twin towers until they came rumbling down
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga
what does the twin towers and my ads condom both have in common they both broke and everbody cried
Twin towers? No plane, plane targets
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
