Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.
And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...
AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
