Twin

Twin jokes

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System

    • Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.

    A drawing of a hydra with multiple heads. The text on the image reads: "Hydra System. The Hydra is simple, every 2 represents a 1. When a head is cut, its twin must lead the next 2 novice heads. This means when every weak point is exercised the weak spot is a new offense. The perfect system."
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    Twin Towers

    • Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

    Friend: Why?

    Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

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    Triplet

    • I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.

    And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...

    AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!

    Twin Towers

    • What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

    There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

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    Name

    • Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?

    A. Denephew.

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    Pilot

    • What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

    "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

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    • Incest

    • Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.

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    • Girl

    • I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

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