Twin

Twin jokes

Jump

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?

After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........

Twin Towers

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

Father

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

Plane

The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.

Memes

Name

In Egypt, I walked past my twin named Tyler Bungard (you can search his name up) :

The image shows an angry-looking orange character with band-aids on their head and arm, in front of a sky background.

Triplet

I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.

And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...

AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!

Incest

Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.

Pilot

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

Difference

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?

The Twin Towers hit the ground.

Name

Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?

A. Denephew.

Girl

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Twin Towers

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

Bond

The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.