Twin jokes
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Memes
Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.
And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...
AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.