Twin

Twin jokes

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

Dog

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

Jump

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?

After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........

Memes

Name

In Egypt, I walked past my twin named Tyler Bungard (you can search his name up) :

The image shows an angry-looking orange character with band-aids on their head and arm, in front of a sky background.

Father

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

Plane

The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.

Car

Twin Towers

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

Triplet

I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.

And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...

AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!

Incest

Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.

Pilot

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

Difference

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

Name

Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?

A. Denephew.

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?

The Twin Towers hit the ground.

Girl

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.