Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O-negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “So when will I die?” She thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"
"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."
The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"
The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."
"What about the boy?" the woman asked.
The doctor said, "Denephew."
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What did the lawyer name his twins?
COURTney and CASEy.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
