Twin jokes

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!

People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?

Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.

Twin: Not funny, dude.

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?

They fly a plane at them.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

Famous last words.

Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”

What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.

Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?

Because he's a quadriplegic.

I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.

Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"

What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.

What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...

They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.

Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.

What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.

What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?

My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.