Twin jokes
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.