I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave. Somebody went, damn that crashed harder than the twin towers. Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash
What happens when you work in the twin towers. It connects to airplane wifi
You know the twin towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team instead they just met the jets.
what don't Rick astley and the twin towers have in common? One wont let you down while the other will.
What’s the difference between my mom and the twin towers my mom got hit by two cars the twin towers got hit by two planes
The Twin towers ordered dominos what did they get instead
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they're conjoined twins.
why were the twin towers sad
they ordered dominos and got jets
Kid: “What happened to dad?” Mom: “he flew into the twin towers.”
Why where the peopel in twin towers mad that wonted a drive frow pepperoni pizza but got a fly frow plan in sted
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2 but now it's a sensitive topic.
Read the name
Joke: it felt good going through those twin towers
me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend so I fuck her, turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about. And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her but this time it was her Identical triplet. There 3 of them.... AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
I would tell a joke but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11 he’s the greatest pilot that went down with the twin towers
11th of September is considered 9/11 in America, The twin towers, fell on 9/11 in 2001, But to call an emergency in America you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialled that correctly
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
have you heard the twin tower jokes well there more down than the twin towers.
A twin engine has two engines. If one engine stops, the othe will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son, and a daughter. Twins. When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They we're happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they notice the womans kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids we're Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them. When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swinged their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, Yo Momma Lost Ya.
