Twin jokes
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Flappy Bird in 2001
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.