Twin jokes
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.