When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. đ
My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
Whatâs Whitney Houstonâs favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Whatâs better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I donât know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
Famous last words.
Twin towers: âIs it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!â
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
The Twin towers ordered dominos what did they get instead
Whatâs the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
