Twin jokes
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. š
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: š
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."