Twin jokes
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. ðŸ˜
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.