Twin jokes
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭