Twin jokes
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.