Twin jokes
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.