Twin jokes
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!