Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Twin Jokes
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
