Twin jokes
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.