Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: š
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. š
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. š¤
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
