Twin jokes
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.