Twin jokes
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...