Is you home the twin towers? because I’m tryna crash!
What do the twin towers and my ex have in comman? The both fell on my dad.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
