Twin jokes
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
The Twin Towers.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.