Twin jokes
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.