What do the twin towers and my ex have in comman? The both fell on my dad.
Why did the twin towers fall? They collapsed because of the heat
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: đ
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with there dicks out?
The Twin Towers
Ive been sad recently the twin towers arnt round so i made the conclusion of a time machine to watch it again
why do terrorists like the twin towers its the next thing they blow up
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
-Dark_Humor
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Hey my man why you got them damn old stanky looking whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins or boyfriend and girlfriend cause if y'all are go get married in color purple land.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2
A sibling went up to there other sibling and said "dad said your adopted" and the other sibling said "you are too" then the other sibling goes "no I'm not." And the sibling says "we're twins" and the other kid goes "and your adopded... oh."
Famous last words. Twin towers: âis it a bird, is it superman, AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZâ
Why didn't superman save the twin towers?......because he's a quadriplegic
Whats the Twin Towers most favourite band? Al Qaedirection.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort there twins. Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
What do the Twin towers and Murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind
Your mom is so weak when she jumped from the Twin Towers her baby became disabled
Whats. The best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter
Because the twin towers collapsed.
What happens when the twin towers breathe they collapse like a orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa
