Twin jokes
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.