Twin jokes
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.