Twin jokes
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.