Twin

Twin Jokes

When the airplane saw the twin towers, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it guess we will go through it."

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming. She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!