Twin jokes
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.