Twin

Twin Jokes

I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

It didn't land too well.

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I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.

Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"

What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

Wow, that was explosive!

Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!