Twin jokes
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"
"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."
The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"
The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."
"What about the boy?" the woman asked.
The doctor said, "Denephew."
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?