“Twins sitting in class” Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
Lol the twin towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut. But instead they got a hot and ready from jets
Bro the twin tower got a hot and ready from jets
What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing
Wow that was explosive!
Man I'm on fire 🔥 today
I saw twins, I’m just waiting for those planes
Why did the twin towers die because they had to many plane pizzas
the twin towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine they both got freed
Your so ugly that you and Adolfo hitler are like twins
have you heard the twin tower jokes well there more down than the twin towers.
Who says ‘white men cant jump’ they certainly did when the twin towers were falling
What do the twin towers and genders have in common
Noone shuts up about them.
I like sucking the twin towers off but then i forgot dad already finished the job.
Twin towers are like identitical twins and i threw a paper airplane
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city
-well that was a blow up
I would tell a joke but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11 he’s the greatest pilot that went down with the twin towers
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the twin towers have in common? They both live next to the Rubble.
Why didn't superman save the twin towers?......because he's a quadriplegic
Why didn’t twin towers like there pizza
Cause it was plain
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
what flavour of pizza did the twin towers order.... Plane
