Twin Towers

Twin Towers Jokes

9/11

On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.

Twin

What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"

Tower

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

Man

The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

That is just plain wrong.

Difference

What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?

One of them is an outside job.

Woman

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Destruction

Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!

People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...

Tower

American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!

British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎

Momma

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Plane

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

Airplane

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

Floor

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

Tea

Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀

British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎

Terrorist

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

Plant

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.