Twin Towers jokes
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Just do it.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."