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Twin Towers Jokes
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Fuck me.
