Twin Towers jokes
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Just do it.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
I woke up in my bed today.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.