Twin Towers jokes
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Just do it.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.