Twin Towers jokes
Like this if you are in foster care.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
Haha joke haha!
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
9/11.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."