Twin Towers

Twin Towers Jokes

Plane

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.

Plane

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

Nothing, planes can't talk.

Tower

Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

Indian

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

Tower

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

Flight

Me: Which WiFi are we on?

Coworker: Should be floor 89.

Me: What about flight 104?

Coworker: Oh crap!

Pizza

What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Nothing, it was just plane.

Brother

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

Pizza

Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.

Floor

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

Destruction

Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!

People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...

Chess

Why is England's team unfair in chess?

Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.

Kill

Osama bin Laden

Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!

Plant

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.

Airplane

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

Plane

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

Terrorist

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.