Twin Towers jokes
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Beans, your mum is fat!
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
Your mum!
Fuck me.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.