Twin Towers jokes

Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.

What's 6 plus 7?

67.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.

Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

Your mum!

Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!

What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Butthole.

Ooo.

I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.

What did the tower say to the other?

"Man, someone's on fire today!"

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?

It was between 9/11.

I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."