Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Flame

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

9/11

Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.

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  • Tower

    I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.

    Pizza

    What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

    Reflex

    Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?

    Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.

    Dad

    I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

    Which was good. He died during 9/11.

    Terrorist

    What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

    The Twin Towers.

    World Trade Center

    "What's the wifi password?"

    "121i362"

    "It's not working."

    "What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

    "The United Airline."

    "We're in the World Trade Center, though."

    Tower

    When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.