Twin Towers jokes
I rate these jokes 9/11.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Mama milky?
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.