Twin Towers jokes
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Must have been a woman pilot.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
The Twin Towers.
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the airport!
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!