Twin Towers jokes
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Just do it.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!