Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Tower

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Tower

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Twin

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

Tower

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.

Reflex

Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?

Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.

Pizza

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

Tower

When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.

World Trade Center

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔