Twin Towers jokes
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. đź’€
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, đź—żđź—żđź—ż
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.