Twin Towers jokes
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Butthole.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”