Twin Towers jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Ur next.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I'm Pickle Rick!
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.