Twin Towers jokes
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Fuck me.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.