Twin Towers jokes
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."