Twin Towers jokes
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
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Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.