Twin Towers jokes
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Hey, America. No towers? :(
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.