Twin Towers jokes

Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

The twins are falling down.

I have a Twin Towers model in my room.

It got infested with jumping spiders.

Why can't America play chess?

There are missing two towers.

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

What do you call a tall terrorist?

Osama Bin Laden.

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”

When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."

What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?