Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Twin

The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.

Well, that was a blow up!

Pedophile

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

Orphanage

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

Man

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

Meme

Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

Day

Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.

Teacher

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

Year

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Pilot

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.