Twin Towers jokes
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
To honor the new Spider-Man movie!
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.