Twin Towers jokes
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
The twins are falling down.