Twin Towers jokes
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Even my school is making the jokes lmao
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!