Twin Towers jokes
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.