Twin Towers Jokes

I have a Twin Towers model in my room.

It got infested with jumping spiders.

Why can't America play chess?

There are missing two towers.

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

What do you call a tall terrorist?

Osama Bin Laden.

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”

When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."

Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!

What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?

What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?

Bucket.

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Who."

"Who who?"

"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?

I would smash the Twin Towers.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.