Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Difference

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

Year

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Pilot

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

Day

Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.

Teacher

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

Meme

Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

9/11

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

Man

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

Tower

I have a Twin Towers model in my room.

It got infested with jumping spiders.

Twin

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.