Twin Towers jokes

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How old are 9/11 victims?

"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"

Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?

Boom, it went.

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

9/11, also known as the day football stopped.

Why is America bad at Clash Royale?

Because they can't defend their towers.

The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.

U.S.A: No Queen?

England: No towers?

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.