Twin Towers

Twin Towers Jokes

Tower

I have a Twin Towers model in my room.

It got infested with jumping spiders.

Twin

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

Orphanage

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

Ground Zero

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

Terrorist

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”

Difference

What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?

I would smash the Twin Towers.

Difference

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

9/11

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

Tower

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

People

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

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