Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.

Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.

What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?

"Did I leave the stove on?"

Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?

They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.

What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."

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  • What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

    They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.

    What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

    Both were owned by their own kind.

    Hey Hunter, Thomas here.

    Why did the plane cross the road?

    To get to the other side.

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