Twin Towers

Twin Towers Jokes

9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.

Knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?

Terrorist

What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?

"Did I leave the stove on?"

Victim

Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?

They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.

Mom

What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."

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  • Plane

    Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

    Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!

    9/11

    What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?

    They're both inside jobs.

    Citizen

    What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

    They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.

    People

    Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?

    They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.

    Victim

    What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

    Both were owned by their own kind.

    Plane

    Hey Hunter, Thomas here.

    Why did the plane cross the road?

    To get to the other side.

    Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!

    9/11

    If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

    9 1 1

    Me: Calls 9-1-1.

    Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?

    Me: *hangs up*

    Victim

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    People have been killed.

    People have been killed who?

    The 9/11 victims.