Twin Towers jokes
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
These are as weak as the towers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
"Another one bites the dust."
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.