while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show
yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
yo mama so fat, when she passed by the tv I missed a whole season of SpongeBob
My orphan terrorist freind is on the tv..... i think he blew up
What do orphans and tvs have in common? At least one of them have a home
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening. "Sure honey! If you suck my dick! So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!" "Oh yeah, I forgot" says the father "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
Me: Yo, dude! yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV I missed three episodes! My friends mom: why you bully me?
one day my friend said: i want tacos from Katie's, you? and i said no thanks and she left i never saw her again, today i remember that i saw her name on TV as one of the victems of suicide, then i remember her and I's moto: if i'm dieing you dieing with me you got no chouse, i NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
yo mamma so fat when she walked past the tv I missed 3 episodes
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
what does michael jackson and a tv have in common. they both get turned on by kids.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What tv series do orphans hate? House M.D
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
yo mom so fat i went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch tv
so i asked for the tv remote and shes still trying to get it
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
Little Johnny was watching TV when he heard the TV say "bitch" and "bastard." He went over to his dad and said, "What is a bitch and bastard?" His dad looked at him surprised and said, "A bitch is a female, a bastard is a mailman." Johnny went back to the TV and heard them say "ass" and "shit," so he goes back to his dad and asks, "What shit and ass mean?" His dad says, "A shit is shaving cream like what I'm putting on my face, and ass is a coat, why don't you bug your mom?" Johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say "fuck," so Johnny goes over to his mom and says to her, "What does fuck mean, mom?" She looks over at him and says, "Fuck means carving, like what I'm doing to this turkey!" A few minutes later, Johnny hears a knock on the door. He walks over and answers it. He then says, "Welcome bitch and bastard, may I take your ass?" The people, looking horrified, then ask where his parents are. Johnny responds with, "My dad is putting shit on his face and my mom is fucking the turkey!"
