New Tvs Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.

What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?

Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.

TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"

Orphans: "Yea."

I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.

"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"

So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"

"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."

Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!

My friend's mom: Why you bully me?

One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.