My whife caught me one day for watching a porn channel so i quickly turned the tv to a fishing channel. On her way out she said: 'You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!'
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV His daughter comes in and says "dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! Its because when you were born a rose peddle fell on your head." "Cool" Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said "dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied,"Oh! its because when you were a baby, a daisy peddle fell on your head." "Awesome" Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said "DuUuBuDuRDeEDeRdUuUuU!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "you forgot the remote"
A kid is watching tv and sees an ad about adopting an animal,he then turns to his mother and says “do we have to adopt a donkey” “no” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it......we adopted you”.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one make your whole week.
Yo mama's so dumb when a robber stole her TV she said you forgot the remote
What do you say when you see your tv floating away at night... "Drop it Jamal"
Do you knows the tv show naked and afraid wall that’s what my grandpa and me played when I was young
johnny was watching TV when you hear them say bitch and bastards so he ask hes dad "what is a bitch and bastard." dad say "a bitch is a female and a bastard is a mail." then johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say ass and shit so he ask hes dad what shit and ass means dad says "a shit is shaving creme like what i'm putting on my face and ass is a coat why don't you bug your mom." so johnny goes back to the TV and then they say fuck so johnny ask his mom what fuck means mom says "fuck means carving like doing to the turkey then a few minutes later Johnny hears a knock on the door so he answers it he then says "welcome bitch and bastard may i tack your ass" the people then ask wear hes parents are johnny says "my dad is putting shit on hes face and my mom i fucking the turkey.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show
Family Feud
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What is the difference in between a orphan and a TV?
One has more channels
Why are Black people getting stronger? Because the TVs are getting bigger
Trying to make jokes in 2020- 2021 be like:
Comedian : When she went infront of the tv it took an hour till you can see the screen again.
Adiance : Why you gotta be so offensive
Comedian : Im not tr-
Aidiance : Oh so now your trying to debate?
Comedian : I-
Adiance : Now your acting racist?!
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
yo mama so clueless she sat on the tv to watch the couch
My young son saw trump on TV he asked "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied "Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don't want it to rust"
