Tvs jokes

What do TVs and girls have in common?

They both show you stuff when you turn them on!

Why are Black people getting stronger?

Because the TVs are getting bigger.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣

I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"

What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?

"Drop it, Jamal!"

I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

Blue Takis?