Tvs jokes

What do TVs and girls have in common?

They both show you stuff when you turn them on!

Why are Black people getting stronger?

Because the TVs are getting bigger.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣

I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"