Tvs jokes

What do TVs and girls have in common?

They both show you stuff when you turn them on!

Why are Black people getting stronger?

Because the TVs are getting bigger.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣

Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams "bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied "aunts and uncles." Oh. Next thing he hears is "dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he know, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling "fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, Dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut, Johnny, it means cut!!!!" Oh.

Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings, and Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, Dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."

What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?

"Drop it, Jamal!"

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?

One makes your day and one makes your whole week.