Tvs jokes

What do TVs and girls have in common?

They both show you stuff when you turn them on!

Why are Black people getting stronger?

Because the TVs are getting bigger.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣

Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.

I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"

The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.