Tvs jokes

What do TVs and girls have in common?

They both show you stuff when you turn them on!

Why are Black people getting stronger?

Because the TVs are getting bigger.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?

"Drop it, Jamal!"

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"

I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”