Tvs jokes

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Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.

Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.

Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.

I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."

Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?

Robot Wars.

My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"

Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.