Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick? because he didn't have a pen to write with.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash and I did . The next day mom asked me where is your sister and I said a garbage truck took her. Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left
DH: Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?\ A: Why? DH: Because it would be useless. :)
-Dark_Humor
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
I got a roommate, he killed a butterfly and I said no butter for a week, the next day he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch nice try
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
whats the worst thing to say to an emo. if you don't succeed the first time try try try again
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
I tried to have phone sex once.
but the holes were to small
Husband:can we try anal tonight Wife: fuck that shit Husband:that's the spirit
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. ”
St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister Responds “Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger...” St. Peter says “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so.
St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment...” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so.
Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”
If someone told me to bring up 9/11. They were trying to make a funny joke but it didnt work. That one really *crashed and burned*
TELL ME YOU DONE THIS WITH OUT YOU TELL ME YOU DONE THIS.!!! so we all know when yall where in school yall would fart but yall would try to make it silent. but for me that one day I farted loud and every one could hear. every one got to blame the annoying kid.
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed.
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
a souls fan raped me he said try finger but whole
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
....
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
