What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in.
you should never try afgani weed becuse people in afganistan get stoned to death
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone they say I Don’t Know
God: ok so I created adults. And I created how they are supposed to look like from being born to preteen. Satan:(slides in) I’ll take over for you pops. God: I dunno....this is very delicate work. Just one wrong thing can ruin the system. Satan: don’t worry your beard off! (Pats his back) I’ll just do the ages from 12 to 18! God: Hmm...I’m still not-(Gets a call on his phone) shoot I got to take this. (Answers call) don’t touch anything Lucifer! (Walks away) Satan:.......(just touches lightly and alarms start blaring. He squeaks and runs away) God:(rushes in) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?! God:(tries fixing problems. Only gets alarms off) fuck me........ God:....(sighs) fine it’ll stay. We’ll just call it....puberty
the gay kid tried to shoot up the school but his shots would not go straight
There was a race between Lettuce a faucet and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running and the ketchup was trying to ketchup
Why don’t old people have sex
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old
yo mama so gay, that after watching aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor tried to put her back in.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
I was a sit down comedian then i try to stand up I felled
I wished i stayed in the wheelchair.
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you ;)
an emo tried to give me a high five... I left him hanging
jesus and satan are just basically homer and flanders. one tries to help the other, only for satan to just say "shut up".
Why did the orphan try to get hurt
Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him
He looks around no one is there
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut. We got his EpiPen to help him when penaldo appeared because he heard the word PEN. He tried stealing the pen but I said "no pens for you". And “brentford”.He cried and ran away. Shame on you penaldo the fraud.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash and I did . The next day mom asked me where is your sister and I said a garbage truck took her. Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mt Dew
