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Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.

Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

Comments:

Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

Shut up: Shut up!

Liv: Gwen stop!!

Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!

I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.

So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!

And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.

Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?

He was trying to get ahead in life.

If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?

I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?

She thought her grandma was trying to flex.

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."

Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh

Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!

I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.

It was a Risk I was willing to take.

My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?

“A sped runner.”

I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.

When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?