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Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
eBay is so useless.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"
She replies with, "These are my headlights."
He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."
So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."
Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97.
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
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