Tree

Tree Jokes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

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  • Friend

    What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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  • Hippo

    Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.

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  • Police Officer

    Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, "Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."

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  • Student

    A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"

    The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"

    The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."

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  • Pool Table

    What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?

    A pool table.

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