I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a S-pine tree?
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
Why did sally run into a tree? She is blind
what is worse 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 baby stapled to ten trees.
i rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick and i was like that log had a child.
What kinds of apples grow on trees? -All of them.
Whats worse than five babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to five trees.
People are like trees... They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree
What’s a teacher favorite tree
A geometry
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap? Wrapped around that tree.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
why did the monkey fall out of the tree he was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree he was also dead why did the third monkey fall out of the tree monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree he was stapled to the first one
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
you
If trees could kill you, they wood.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree
