what did the rope and the tree say to the kid
do you want to hang later
My family is like a apple tree my sister is that ugly one that has to ruin in
A friend asked what an acorn is. I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
Where do squirrels go for fun? The acorn-ival.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree? A horse chestnut tree.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!". The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it
I would leave them hanging
Her: I love kobe bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: Atleast you don't say save the trees cus damn kobe is good
whats the diffrent between an othern and a apple tree
apples get picked
what is an emo kid's favorite song? chain hang low because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging..
Snover1:You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why I can't pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2:Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society-?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle:Who is that?
Snover2:That is Snow.
Squirtle:What?! That is giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2:Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
are you a rope, lets hang out by a tree and drink :)
It’s Christmas morning and all the decorations are done but the tree looks like it’s missing something * grabs the noose *
What do humans and monkeys have in common... they both hang from trees
Why do orphan got 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? because it was family tree project
what do you call a tree
a treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
