what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
When you were born your mother said, oh what a treasure, your father said, yeah let’s go burry it
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: "The canons be ready Captain!" "Are" says the Captain (correcting their grammar) "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed !!
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a suprise when you find the treasure
My family is like a treasure.
You need a map and shovel to find them.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says "what the hell is that?". The pirate said "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!".
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
Why are pirate's called pirate's - Becuse they arrrrrrrr!
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? -- A buccaneer.
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
