Training jokes
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
True as fuck
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
I’ve just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.
12 months of training completely wasted.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.
A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.
BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)