Training jokes
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said, "it's a deer." The other said, "No it's a coyote." The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, a herd," her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣