Tragedy jokes
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
Like if you know an orphan.