Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Shooting

What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?

The Las Vegas shooting.

Baby

What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?

I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.

Pilot

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

Orphan

Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.

Parent

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.

Woman

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Plane

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

Twin Towers

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.