Tragedy jokes
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.