Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Tragedy Jokes
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
