Tragedy jokes
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Like if you know an orphan.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.