Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Parent

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.

Woman

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Plane

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

Racecar

How do you spell racecar backwards?

racecar

How do you spell racecar sideways?

Paul Walker's death.

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  • Orphan

    How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

    Make them clap until their parents come back.

    Dad

    Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.

    Death

    What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.

    Orphanage

    The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.