Tragedy jokes
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Like if you know an orphan.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.