These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
My wife was run over.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic? -*Splash*
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute? 2001/9/11
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff? Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!!
How did Princess Diana cross the road through the windshield
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
9/11 911 same thing
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
I would make a 9/11 joke but it just wouldn’t land.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself thinking it’s a cigarette.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of piza but they lost there balance and fucked it
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Who were the people that survived 9/11? The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump
why would and orphan kill his family, because they weren't there
My grandpa lost his toe today😔.....nvm we found it's in his TOEtruck
every single person on the plane died exept for 2 how is that posible?
It seid all the single people died the 2 were a couple. Thats how it was possible
the man fired from the world trade center on september 10
that is just plain wrong
