Tragedy jokes

Why did the orphan commit mass murder?

To be on top of the wanted list.

Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

Why am I in jail?

All I did was cause 9/11.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."

People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."

Kid: “What happened to Dad?”

Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”

What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?

Drowning Pool - Bodies.

Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.

Why was 10 afraid?

Because he was in the middle of 9/11.

Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

What did death say during a helicopter crash?

KOBE!

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.

Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

[pause] You said you’d never forget.

Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.

I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.

I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."

"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker

Kid: Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who’s there?

Kid: Not your parents.