Tragedy jokes

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

2,996 kill streak, boom!

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap until their parents come back.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Me: Knock knock.

My Grandma: Who’s there?

Me: Interrupting cow.

My Grandma: Interrupting c-

[Dies from heart attack]

Why can orphans never walk home?

Because there's no way to go.

What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?

An orphan.

Like if you know an orphan.

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

People jumped off a building to escape it.

A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.

Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?

A. They never get old.

Why can’t the USA play chess?

Because they lost their two towers.

Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.

What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?

Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."

What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?

I don't know, but it's messed up.