Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Tragedy Jokes
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
Orphan
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
